Next, we see one of Laura's individual scenes. She narrates the scene as such: "A boy that Tookie is in love with wears a button, and it ends up in the garbage." Like your copy of Modelland! This scene is labeled, "Chapter 1: TO OKE." Laura flings trash everywhere, and Jay explains her performance as both frightening and comedic. He tells her that crazy is a good thing, but if you're looking for something in the trash, you're probably not going to fling shit all about. Jay and Tyra note that Laura is turning the stylized and fantastical shoot into Saturday Night Live sketch. Eventually, though, Laura finds her button. She has trash all over her face and shit. I don't know. Then Laura shoots another scene, which is a total set up. Tyra explains that Tookie is in love with not only rummaging through trash, but whipped cream. Just like Tyra herself! Laura is instructed to lay across a stone staircase, and squeeze whipped cream all over her face. She knows that it will be a challenge to make this lovable rather than pornographic. Laura squeezes the whipped cream in her mouth, and Tyra doesn't help matters by yelling, "Don't swallow! Don't swallow! Don't swallow! Spit spit spit spit." Well, now we know where she stands on those matters. Sadly for Laura, the whole thing is really disgusting. She just can't win on this one. All hail creamy, indeed.
Next, all of the girls participate in, "Chapter 3: DA-TAHHHH!" Then they film "Chapter 9: BZZZ," which involves swordplay and nunchucks. The models are filming outside in the sun, which means that Allison's eyes are falling out of her head. Tyra instructs her to squint. What a novel solution. Jay says that he doesn't know if Allison will stand out in the piece, because her eyes are causing so many problems. Speaking of Allison, she gets dressed up in a pretty rad cat outfit for her solo scene, "Chapter 25: One Bee-Yotchhh (Catwalk Corridor)." Why do so many words have extraneous letters? Tyra explains, "In Modelland, Catwalk Corridor is where all the bad intoxabellas -- otherwise known as supermodels -- get sent, and they get turned into cats." Oh, okay. There is an actual kitten involved, which helps matters greatly. Allison says that this whole thing is like a dream come true, and she can relate to some of the bizarre concepts in the film. Allison tooches her feline booty. Then Allison shoots, "Chapter 14: Arancia Rossa Di Sicilia." Tyra explains that all of Modelland smells like blood oranges, which is one of Tyra's favorite scents. It takes a special kind of egomaniac to envision a world that smells like her random favorite scent. Allison puts a blood orange by her mouth some, and then gets painted with blood on the lip. That apparently comes from a cat scratch, and as you can imagine Allison + blood = happiness.