Next is Lauren. Oh, dear. The panel doesn't know whether to laugh or just grimace uncomfortably. In the background, however, Katarzyna is having fits of laughter. Lauren's performance was so bad that it inspires Miss J. to put his first judgment in writing. It says, "Hell to the no." Nigel thinks that Lauren just threw it away. It was like she didn't even try -- there was no elegance or romance. Piersandro Buzzanca says that Lauren was so nervous on set. Paulina was afraid that Lauren's commercial would turn out like this, and she was right. Tyra, not wanting to crush the poor girl completely, acknowledges that she looked absolutely beautiful.
Last we have Katarzyna. Katarzyna has been thinking it might be time for another lesson in how to say her name, and so re-pronounces it for the judges. They are never going to pronounce it right, so I don't know why she even tries. Katarzyna is determined to show her personality more at judging since last week she was given demerits for being such a lifeless bore. Piersandro Buzzanca says that Katarzyna is Italian looking, and that he thought she was Italian for a moment. Paulina thinks that Katarzyna did a much better job than everybody else. However, Tyra thought that Katarzyna's ending was lifeless and boring. Oooh, but Paulina doesn't agree! She thought that Katarzyna seemed far more comfortable than anybody else. Tyra, never content to let another supermodel have the last word, says she saw boring-sexy. Paulina shakes her head feverishly. Tyra forces all the girls -- even Lauren -- to do a corny giggle. Lauren looks like she needs someone to come up and give her the Heimlich. As Tyra dismisses Katarzyna, she says her name wrong again. Katarzyna goes, "Katar-what?" Tyra is all, "Whatever, darling, go." She's like a big ball of caring.
The judges deliberate. Fatima's commercial was one of the best things she's ever done, according to Nigel. Paulina thinks she looked beautiful, and also managed to walk and talk. This is a real feat. Piersandro Buzzanca is in love with her. He is not in love with Whitney, however, and says that he could feel her fakeness through the camera. Paulina and Miss J. mock her fake laugh. Nigel thinks that Anya is a model physically. However, you can't understand her no matter which language she's speaking. Piersandro thinks she's lovely but she didn't deliver anything. Lauren was a hot mess. She went from a model to a very nervous woman in front of Piersandro Buzzanca's eyes. Miss J. makes fun of Lauren's thumb cast and dopey demeanor. Nigel, however, thinks that Lauren's portfolio speaks for itself -- she has taken some of the best pictures week after week. Piersandro Buzzanca says that Katarzyna was maybe his favorite. Miss J. likes that she came with a bit of personality. Paulina is also a fan of her commercial. Dominique is a crazy ho, but she cracks the judges up. Miss J. still thinks that she's a brother from another dragalicious mother.