America's Next Top Model

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But not just any commercials! It's the Cover Girl Top Model Lounge! Past faves Bianca and Laura dish about what just happened. They agree that a 22-hour flight to New Zealand is ridiculous, and immediate go-sees are crazy. Laura kindly notes that she looks like pure trash when she gets off the plane. Bianca does too. And she can't wait to see what happens next. Pure trash, I'm guessing.

With under two hours remaining, Krista has hit three designers. She heads to Emma Ford for her fourth. Emma Stuart loves her legs in her photographs. With Raina waiting and watching, Krista gives a show designed to show a bitch up. Emma tells us that they'd definitely book Krista, because she's amazing. Raina then walks. Emma wanted to love Raina, because she has a beautiful face. Unfortunately, her body and her personality aren't really what they're looking for. That was tactful. Raina... is kind of built like a lumberjack. That's a body designed for hoisting yourself up trees. I'm not saying it's a bad body, and I too struggle with having kind of a straight waist. She's just kind of blocky.

With an hour and a half to go, Angelea runs through the rain to another go-see. She says that New Zealand weather is weird, her hair is bad, and she was a hot mess. But as a model, you never know what's going to happen when you get off the plane, and have to make people look past your nasty hair and to your runway walk of gold. Angelea walks for Cybele Wiren, who says that she's her favorite so far. She'd book Angelea, too. Alexandra goes to Twenty-Seven Names next. They are also not impressed by her Ugg boots, nor her bad skin. I was wondering when someone would mention that. Designer Rachel Easting says that they would not book her.

With just under an hour to go, Alasia heads to her fifth go-see. It's at a house owned by designer Annah Stretton. She, too, is wearing homely boots, but no one seems to have commented on that so far. Krista runs up behind Alasia, and peers at her while she waits. She tells us that Alasia has a bad stankin' walk, and holds her hands as if she's praising Jesus in church with a handbag. It's actually a really good call, even though it doesn't seem to make much sense when I put it on paper. Jessica finally gets a win at Twenty-Seven names, who like her and think that she has a strong walk. With forty minutes left, Jessica goes back to the agency. She gets there at 5:00, half an hour before their deadline. Angelea hits her sixth and final go-see at Emma Ford. Emma loves her, and they would absolutely book Angelea.

America's Next Top Model

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