MONDO EXTRAS

And now, more about Eva for whom, Tyra tells us, winning ANTM is just the beginning (LIE #35!). Eva is off to an amazing start (LIE #36!). We see Eva backstage at the Marc Bouwer show for fashion week. She does a little kissy-kissy with Marc, and I want to throw up all over his hair plugs. I hate that guy. Eva notes that Ann and Yaya were also there to walk, and that it's a thrill to have them there. LIE #37! The three girls walk the runway, and Ann totally looks the best. Marc Bouwer tells us that there's a new generation of models coming up, and that he's using all the next biggest stars. LIE #38! Yaya especially sucks, and she kind of has a sagging chest. Marc says that Eva has great presence and amazing copper skin, which he thought would go well with his copper-colored line. He says that with personality, presence, and a killer bod, you can't go wrong. He totally ripped that quote from the Dalai Lama, I bet.

Next, Eva shoots her Elle magazine spread, which she says is the first of many. Her dreams have come true. She is sitting in her dream. She can't describe how overwhelming it is to be where you've always wanted to be. It's a dream come true. She cries some fake tears, and I still want her earrings.

Back to Tyra, who is now in a brown halter dress that somehow manages to make her look even larger. Why are her clothes always so ugly? She tells us that Eva is the winner, and is already a huge star (LIE #39!), but that someone else is waiting to share the spotlight. If we think that we have what it takes, she encourages us to go to the UPN website and fill out an application for Season 5. "Make it good," she says, "'Cause I'm gonna be reading it." (And that makes an even LIE #40.) I think I might have had a shot last season if she hadn't gotten rib sauce all over mine.

Coming up on America's Next Top Model: Season 4! YAY!