What The Divas Are Doing Now
Woo! Now on to the real losers! "Kristi" tells us that there was still competition at the finale party -- who looks better, who's lost weight, who's had a photo shoot. "Kristi," with Jennipher at the finale party, jokingly says that they can't believe some of the girls got farther than they did. Well, the rest of us can. "Kristi" says that she learned she's more sensitive than she thought she was, and we see Jay grimacing at her during a photo shoot. There are things the judges said that will stay in her head forever, and we cut to Janice comparing "Kristi's" jaw to that of Carol Burnett. Ha! More Janice! "Kristi" says that she's worked to get that out of her head and not define herself by it, and says that she can't change her chin.
"Kristi" tells us that she, along with Shandi, Catie (who is sporting some dark brown hair), and Mercedes posed as the girls from Sex in the City for In Touch magazine. She was Miranda. And this is all we get to see of the Season 2 girls, sadly. "Kristi" is a directing student at NYU (say hi to Ashley for us, and Mary-Kate too if you happen to pass by the rehab clinic!), where she is directing her second feature, The Taming Of The Shrew. Also known as Suck On An Umeboshi, Yaya. She says that she wants to be able to go to school and model. Tell it to your American flag prom dress, sweets.
And in an instant, we have moved to Jennipher, who appears to have gotten her bottom teeth fixed. Good move. She says that the stress of ANTM was intense, and we see her getting her awful Crystal Gayle hair cut during the makeover episode. She said that was the saddest moment for her, but that "you cope with it." What a loser. She says that when she found out she was going blonde, she "just about crapped," and hated it. Such eloquence for one so young. She reminds us that New York is much different from her hometown of Pocatello, Idaho, which is a small town, and great if you like skiing or hunting, but not so much if you want to be a top model. It's not her type of atmosphere. To emphasize this point, we see buffalo in a field. She says that if she wanted to be low-key, it would be a fun resort town, but that she wants to model and can't live in Idaho. She wishes she were moving somewhere hotter than New York. And that's it from Jennipher. The editors must really hate her, huh?