MONDO EXTRAS

And then: Season 2's Camille, she of the signature walk and bad attitude. She says that someone has to be the villain, and for Season 2, she was it. No one steps in to disagree. Camille is delusional as ever. In her interview, she's sitting on a big armchair and has one leg slung over the side. She says that she's traveled extensively since being on the show, and just returned from India, where she was part of a campaign to raise AIDS awareness through fashion. We see footage of Camille on a runway somewhere. She says that she's living her dream not only as a top model but as an international model turned designer. Yes, you read right: Camille is now a proud designer of "Linger-wear," which is lingerie that you can wear on the outside. In other words: clothing for whores. They're bras and underwear in various garish colors. Now, when you think of bras and underwear in various colors, who comes to mind? Yes, that's right! Season 4's Naima! Turns out that Naima had her people contact Camille because she wanted to model Camille's linger-wear. She also brought her twin sister Nia to do some modeling. Camille was very excited about the whole thing. I wish that this paragraph actually referred to Camille Paglia and her brand-new linger-wear line. That would be at once both more amusing and more realistic. Camille says that she's been an inspiration to a lot of girls in the West Indies, who see that if she can make it, anyone can. Well put, Camille!