America's Next Top Model

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Backstage, Ann and Jaslene give the girls their critiques. Fatima had the sweater button mishap. Ann says that she could tell that Aimee is very sweet. I hope Ann never has to pee when it's Aimee's turn in the shower. Jaslene tells Katarzyna that she was great. She has to follow this compliment up with a dagger, though, and asks Lauren if she wants to be there and if she wants to be a model. Lauren answers affirmatively to both questions, but Jaslene tells her that it appeared that she didn't even want to be on the runway. Additionally, she sucked. A crying Lauren interviews that she was insulted that Jaslene thought she didn't want to be there. She quite rightly points out that any sane person wouldn't put up with all the trifling shit that she's had to put up with otherwise.

Ann announces that the winner of the challenge is Katarzyna. Yay! Eastern Europe, represent! Katarzyna gets to pick two friends to share in her prize, and chooses Amis and Marvita. Marvita, as one might guess, is juiced. We travel with Katarzyna, Amis and Marvita to their photo shoot for Lot 29. Those are some hella-ugly clothes. Unless, of course, you are a fan of silver lame leggings.

Back at the house, Amis talks about her day on the shoot. Jaslene asked her something along the lines of what she wants to be or what she wants. It was so profound that Amis doesn't really remember. All this prompts Lauren to ruminate how she doesn't fit in with the other girls, and how Jaslene verbally punched her in the throat when she asked if she wanted to be there. Lauren says that she could go home on the G right now if she wanted to. Instead, she sits on her bed and flips through a magazine and...a coloring book? She wants to win this, immeasurably. Commercials.

And hey! It's Saleisha! And she gets to go to Baltimore, the makeup capital of the world! And a person can't flounce around Baltimore with just any lashes, mind you. Super Lash Blast!

When we return, there is Tyra Mail. "Prove that you've got the chops for this competition, or you'll be sent packing." Marvita and Amis do the "don't wanna be sent packing" two-step in celebration of the photo shoot to come. The girls head to the meat-packing district. They enter a meat-packing plant, which is filled with, well, a whole lotta meat. Jay Manuel emerges from the freezer wearing a white turtleneck and pants, and a white shearling coat. It's kind of like the time that Greg and Bobby Brady got locked in Sam the butcher's meat freezer, but a whole lot gayer. Jay tells the girls that today they'll be posing with some hunks...of meat. Literally. They're going to have to try extra hard to make this photo work, especially considering that their wardrobe for today...is meat. Whitney interviews that she eats steak, so wearing dead animal carcasses really all that bad. Go, carnivore fat girl! The shoot is about creating a provocative mood, because that's what sells in the fashion business. It is also about generally being gross and trying to freak out any sensitive vegetarians among the bunch.

America's Next Top Model

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