When we return, Zac tells Ann that she looks amazing and to go out there and have fun. He repeats, "Have fun, have fun, have fun!" but the terror in her eyes reveals that not much fun is about to be had. Ann's walk out on the runway isn't totally horrible, despite the frozen terror on her face, but on the way back her shoe gets caught in her pants and it looks really weird. She doesn't fall, thank goodness. I don't think any of us could take that, especially since some wiseguy in the audience would be bound to yell, "Timber!" Jay tells us that Ann has always been uncomfortable, and is going to have to make some major changes if she's going to survive outside of a beautiful picture.
Chris, meanwhile, asks the model in front of her a question, and the pro model says that the newbies have to figure things out for themselves, and she doesn't give a fuck if they fall on their faces. Chris hilariously interviews, "Lord almighty if I'd a had a chance I would have put my foot so... look, she would have been hurt." Chris's walk looks pretty good, as does Chelsey's, and then it's time for the girls to take a second pass. Esther steps out on the runway, and interviews that personality-filled Esther is on her way. Personality-filled Esther also apparently has a prosthetic leg that she has to swing from the back to the front when she walks. She looks completely cray-cray. Miss J. simply says, "Not good." There is some more unremarkable walking, and Chelsey tells us that she wants to impress Zac Posen big-time. This is her chance, and she works it in her normally subdued fashion while wearing what appear to be cataract sunglasses. We don't see Ann's second pass at the runway, probably because of some FCC regulation about the number of tortuous minutes permitted on an hour-long show. The girls celebrate backstage and someone yells, "We're real models now!" Oh, honey.













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