Next we have Allison and her big creepy eyes. Tyra tells us that those eyes deserve big, blonde, long, luscious hair. Allison says she feels like a mermaid. It's like if a mermaid mated with some sort of weird troll-like woodland creature and their baby was adopted by kindly religious folk and raised in tangentially human civilization. Meanwhile, Christian asks Nijah when she last washed her hair. She says it's been two weeks, and Christian jokes that they have to wash the sink now. I await the impending Tabatha's Salon Takeover. Nijah's hair is boring, so she gets a big-ass weave.

Natalie walks in while Fo is getting her hair cut and says she looks so cute. Fo says that all she wants is extensions. I'm going to have to invoke the Rolling Stones here, aren't I? Tyra says that she sees cuteness when she looks at Fo -- cute freckles and cute face. But cute doesn't cut it in Top Model world, and she's cutting all of that cute hair off. And now Fo looks even cuter in a cute pixie type way! Fo tells us that she was not expecting a short haircut at all, and needs a little time to get used to it in her own skin. She seems way too calm about it right now, which of course only means that the related post-traumatic stress is going to be spectacular.