Raina is up next, modeling a ring. Simone, clever girl, managed to get her hands on the jacket. We breeze right by both of them, so I'm assuming they did fine. Tatianna models a scarf, which she runs from her neck down across her breasts and lands in her hoo-ha. So, it kind of covers everything, but yet I wonder how tasteful it is to open your legs wide when only a scarf dangles over your nether regions. Anslee models a clutch, and apparently prompts Jay to say, "Ooh, the cha-chas are just out." I thought that was the point of this whole shoot!
Gabrielle is next, and doesn't know who she's using for inspiration today. She's modeling leggings, and Jay asks her for more glint in the eye because she has the same boring facial expression with every frame. Gabrielle brags about her ability to take constructive criticism, and tells us that overall she thinks she worked it. Jay tells her that she still looks really sleepy, and like she's not particularly present. He interviews that Gabrielle doesn't know how to model head-to-toe. It always kills me when they say this during the first couple of photo shoots of the season. Of course they don't know how to model! Or maybe we should all know how to model if we've previously learned about smizing?
Jessica is next, modeling shorts. Despite the fact that her hoo-ha is covered up, she's nervous. She says that her grandma had weekly meetings with the pastor, and probably won't be so crazy about the idea of a nude photo shoot. I don't know. One of the things I like about grandmas, particularly when they get very old, is that they attain kind of a, "Fuck it, do whatever you want," attitude. Despite her nerves, Jessica appears to do pretty well. Brenda is next, and is totally wearing a wig over her new short hair. It's still a short wig, though, so can't offer her much comfort. Brenda models a watch, and looks gorgeous. Jay notes that she does a good job selling the watch. Next is Naduah, with sunglasses. Jay says that he doesn't want to buy the sunglasses, which I think may have to do with the fact that they've been hanging off a naked lady.












