Kasia was obsessed with hair, and ALT thinks she looks like a mad socialite at a hair salon in the South. She looks deranged. Nigel loves how her eyes are popping out of her head, and Eric says that her body language looks amazing. Kasia was taking a lot of risks and getting into a mad place, and wound up with a great-looking photo. In person, however, it must be noted that she's looking a bit "inexpensive," as Rachel Zoe would say.

And then! It's Alexandria's turn for critique. Get ready for it, folks. ALT thinks that Alexandria's crazy for fur face looks wonderful, and that she's modeling. Eric says that it's high fashion and it works, however although she's wearing a crazy outfit, the lunacy is missing from her face. Tyra says that the photo needs a whole crazy narrative story, and doesn't really give a "deranged for fur" vibe. And then! Nigel wants to bring up something interesting that happened on the Ford Warriors in Pink shoot. He asks what the "extraordinary performance" between Brittani and Alexandria was all about. Brittani whips her head around and says that all of the girls think that if Nigel was looking for a role model, he chose the wrong person. The rest of them see the true Alexandria, she says, upon which Alexandria starts crying. Nigel tells Brittani that speaking of role models, to be that "outspoken" (read: stank) at a photo shoot, in front of the photographer, and in front of the client, is extremely unprofessional. He adds that there's a reason why they don't know all of Alexandria's business -- what happens at home happens at home, and should stay there. Brittani's rant has only made Nigel think differently about her and, I may add, made Alexandria seem more sympathetic.

Tyra asks Brittani why she did such a thing in front of the client. Brittani gets upset and says that she didn't confront Alexandria and say directly, "You didn't deserve to win." Alexandria disagrees with that interpretation of events. So do I, though Brittani is totally arguing on a technicality. If you'll recall, Brittani also called Alexandria ugly. Brittani argues that she did none of this to Alexandria's face, but rather was just speaking really loudly to the other girls and Alexandria overheard. Tyra points out that the client overheard as well, and Brittani says that she apologized, and was just talking quietly to the other girls. "Quietly." I mean, look. Brittani was pissed off and stank and got in a big old fight and we all saw it. I'm not saying that all the things she thinks about Alexandria aren't true, but she did get real trailer park. If that Louise Brooks bob were a wig, Brittani totally would have whipped it off in the heat of the moment. Brittani starts crying for real, and says she feels horrible because she made herself look like a bad person due to her feelings about Alexandria. She gasps for air and continues that she's so mad at herself for letting Alexandria do this to her. Well, again. We've had no evidence that Alexandria is actually smart enough to be some sort of puppetmaster, so I think the real culprit here is Brittani's own ability to control her shit. Pull it together, bitch.