Today, Jay wants the girls to show him how crazy for fashion they really are. He sends them back to hair and makeup, and eventually meets them there to introduce photographer Miguel Starcevich, whom we are told is a very creative and avant-garde photographer. We know that by his depression-era hat. Jay wants the girls to be able to use the shoot as a cathartic moment to push through their competitive anxiety. He then introduces Eric Daman, who is the stylist for Gossip Girl and will be styling the girls today. Jaclyn is beside herself, as evidenced by her repeated exclamation of, "Oh my goodness!" I think this would have been a good time to bust out a "Jeepers creepers!" Eric says that he wants the clothes for today to convey a character. Whoa, he totally is a genius! I'm sure no regular non-genius costume designer ever would have thought of such a thing. Jay explains that each girl will be crazy for some element of fashion, such as fur, bags, or shoes. There will be metaphorical and literal craziness.
Molly is crazy for accessories, and Eric says that she seems a little awkward because of all the junk she's wearing. Jay tells her not to wear the awkwardness in her photo. She sort of snarls, and Jay tells her that crazy doesn't necessarily mean that you need to growl. Molly bites her ring and poses on the Bates porch, and eventually it sounds like they get a decent shot. Brittani is crazy for shoes, and jumps up and down and squeals to prove it. Miguel tells us that he loved Brittani, who came out kicking and jumping like the Karate Kid. He thinks that she has a great personality. Jay agrees that Brittani has done well, and notes how happy she is on set. She says that she loves shoes. Also maybe she has had Alexandria taxidermied.