And then just when we need someone to break up all the sad times, Paulina enters! She does a mock Tyra scream at her own arrival. She is there to speak to the girls about how best to showcase themselves, and how to think on their feet. At some points, she says, they're going to be interviewed, and they should know how not to come across as the morons they are. Paulina, who is in full cat burglar attire, has to meet up with Nicky Holiday to steal the Baseball Diamond right after this bit of instruction. The three girls who do best will be renamed Carla, Marla and Darla, and get to accompany her. Paulina gives the models lesson number one: when you're around important people, converse. Ooh, when I see important people I slouch further back into the corner. I totally need Paulina's life coaching help, too! They do some role playing, whereby Paulina pretends to be Miss DuBois, who owns a cosmetic company and throws fabulous parties with her fiancĂ©, Shep Huntleigh. The girls each have a minute to impress her.
First up is Anya, who asks how Miss DuBois's family is doing. They're all dead. Anya is sorry to hear that, but knows that Miss DuBois is a strong woman. Stacy-Ann loves Miss DuBois' moisturizers. Oh just give her a lap dance and be done with it. There's no quicker way to make an impression. Lauren just cracks up and holds her neck. Paulina does not break character. Dominique goes up to Miss DuBois and says, "Hello, Paulina, my name is Dominique. And your name?" That's vintage. Katarzyna offers Miss DuBois more champagne and gets mistaken for a waitress. Whitney is judgmental about this in a confessional. Sometimes Whitney comes off as such a jerk in these instances. In any case, Paulina thinks that Anya did well and Stacy-Ann seemed fake.