America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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When we return, Allison tells us that, after a long emotional moment, she pulled it together and reworked her song. In a very forlorn manner, she says she hopes it will all work out. We then hear a bit of Allison recording her song, which is completely creepy-awesome. Angelea tells us that she underestimated Allison, who appears to be frustratingly good at everything. It's true that not only is the song cool, but Allison seems to be a fairly decent singer. She creepy-whispers "Top Model backwards" over a floaty "Top Ledom" hook, because she's a genius. Well-played, lady. Dominique goes for brownie points with a song called "Tooch Ya Booty," while Laura's "Southern Sweet Girl" reaches depths of tone-deafness not seen since Shannon took her turn. Lisa's advice to her is not to quit modeling. Funny, my advice to Lisa is to quit modeling!

Speaking of quitting or not quitting modeling, there's Alexandria. She has shades on in the studio, and tells us that with some time, dedication, and practice, she could be a recording artist. She sounds suspiciously okay, but trust me that this won't last. Also, her song seems to have been engineered by German men in lab coats. Then there's Lisa. She's definitely comfortable in the studio, and does a good job of delivering her track, "I Be Like Whoa." She spits out her lyrics in a confident "white lady rapper wearing a neon headband" kind of way. It's her brand! Lisa is very hung up on everyone seeing that she's the queen of all trades, and there's nothing she loves to do more than perform. Yeah, on the last part, I think we got it. Lisa works in her Pot Ledom line by rapping, "And just in case y'all ain't wizards / Pot Ledom is Top Model spelled backwards / Ha." I guess Angelea IS a wizard since she was the one who originally figured that out. Now things are starting to make sense. And that's a wrap! Tom dismisses the ladies to do whatever they do while he prepares the audio tracks for their upcoming video shoot. And let me tell you, Tom does way too good of a job, because these tracks turn out to be very listenable. I hope he got hazard pay.

America's Next Top Model

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