America's Next Top Model

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Double Trouble

Laura is next, and is sticking with her strategy of faking it until she makes it. She has a big smile and looks lovely. And then the hip hop sets in. Let's allow Jen to sum it up for us: "I bet Laura gets freaky at the club. Because that girl has got some hips, and she knows how to use 'em." Indeed. Laura tells us that her story has to do with coming from a place where people think that big dreams aren't part of reality. But she doesn't subscribe to that. Laura has gone after her dreams, and that's why she's where she is today. On a reality show. On the CW. But still. Miss J. tells us that Laura came with the booty, and the beauty. She really told a story.

And then there's Nicole. Jen cracks up as she tells us that she's not worried about Nicole winning this challenge. She seems to know the moves, just not in the right sequence or with anything remotely resembling correct timing. Her solo story is about awkwardness, determination and transformation. Erin tells us that Nicole was dreadful, which she was. But she has a lovely smile and, I mean, that HAIR! Gorgeous. She ends with a big "ta da." Miss J. then hula dances in the style of Nicole, which is also the style of a particularly clueless Lurch.

With that, it's time for the results. Anna-Rita tells Erin that she liked her freestyle section. Anna-Rita loved Laura's crunking, and says that she can hit it really well. Miss J. commends Nicole for not giving up, which is the trait of a good model. But, I mean, she sucked. Anna-Rita loved Jennifer's routine, but felt that it could have been more consistent. Jay did see that Jennifer was trying to be a model as she danced. And the winner of the all-expenses-paid trip to Maui is... Laura! Laura falls to her knees and thanks Jesus. And really, I could actually see Jesus taking a minute out of his day to give Laura a free trip to Hawaii. She's thrilled. And she gets to pick one of the other girls to bring with her. Jennifer is the lucky lady, and gives Laura a huge hug. Let's hope that on the return trip Laura packs a higher SPF. Her face is STILL crispy!

America's Next Top Model

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