Jay and Sarah give the girls their critiques. Jay liked that Alex tried something totally different, but her on-the-back pose with legs up-in-the-air looked more like the cover of a Hobbit pinup magazine. Hobtit? Raina's face is great, but the way she used her body in the Hobbit doorway wasn't quite as comfortable. Jessica was doing standard poses. Not amazing. Angelea came up with simple poses that could have worked for a magazine cover. Krista was able to lengthen her arms and neck, as if they needed lengthening. It was simple, and she used the space in a smart way. Krista notes that Angelea's critique went well, but now the positive comments are coming her way. She thinks Angelea needs to chill and learn that there's no way she can win this competition. Them's some poorly edited and cobbled together fighting words! The winner of the challenge will get $3,000 worth of merchandise from World. A closet full of puffy shirts! Angelea interviews, "Guess what, bitches? This'll be like my redemption." Part of her redemption involves lighting Krista's ass on fire, like so many taco shells. And the winner is... us! Because it's time for the Cover Girl Top Model Lounge with past faves Bianca and Laura!
Laura tells us that she might be biased (and most likely drunk) but thinks that Angelea did better. Bianca, however, has to go with Krista. She has a lot working for her, and looked great all around. The competition is getting so tough now, Laura says emphatically. She looks so drunk and so pretty. How is she not in the Victoria's Secret catalogue yet?
When we return, we learn that the winner is Krista! Her head is going to look SO small for all of eternity. The best part of Krista's victory is Angelea's utterly stank look when Krista's name is called. Krista looks like she's about to faint, or have a spell or something. Jay tells her that, because she also had last week's best photo and thus gets to share in her own prize, she'll get an additional $1,500 worth of clothes from World. She'll have to get bigger living quarters to house all the puffiness of those shirts! Maybe she'll even have to rent a storage unit. Jay tells Krista not to buy the other girls anything and Angelea stanks, "She won't." Angelea's anger does not go unnoticed by Krista, who's like, "I won again, so deal." Krista's getting a little cocky, but I can't say I mind her winning streak. She's so old. She's sort of like the Betty White of the competition at this point, and so I feel compelled to offer her my good will and support.