Back at the house, Krista joyfully goes through her new loot. Most of the other girls look on and coo, but Angelea stomps off. Jessica tells us that Angelea's lost the title of Queen Bee, and it now belongs to Krista, who is a strong competitor. Angelea interviews, "I don't care. She can keep them clothes, so what. I'll buy me some clothes when I get my contract." You will not be surprised to learn that this statement is peppered with an abundance of stank. And speaking of stank, Alex and Krista seem to find this to be the perfect time to do impressions of Angelea's weird club move at the last elimination. We flash back to this very odd moment, and the judges' puzzled reaction to it. Angelea is clearly not impressed, and tells them to cut it out. Krista points out that Angelea can crack jokes and pick on everyone else, but if she dishes it she needs to be able to take it. Angelea, however, interviews that you don't need to egg it on to the point that the person being mocked is irritated. She gets it, and is tired of their mess. Angelea's humorlessness is then countered by her honesty as she tells us that she grew up on the east side of Buffalo, which is all ghetto. She's been knocked down countless times, she says, and we're reminded that she slept in New York's Port Authority bus station en route to her Cycle 12 auditions. Cycle 14 is the shit, she says, and she's here, and she's not letting the other girls get to her. Except for the times she does, which seem to be constantly. Nonetheless, Angelea plans to be the last woman standing.
Tyra Mail! "If u want 2 be a true top model, u might have 2 shadow 1. Luv, Tyra." Someone wonders if they'll meet top models from the past. Well, they already have and her name is Tyra. Krista doesn't believe that theory, and out of nowhere calls Raina lame. Jessica tells us that this has been a crazy week for her. She's been in the bottom two, and is also really missing her son and her husband. She wishes she could go home for a day and come straight back, but knows that if you go home, it's for good. She's not giving up yet.
Out on the deck, Krista and Alex talk about how annoying Raina is. As if to prove their point, Raina leans over the upper deck and shouts, "Morning, glories!" Raina's problem is that she's a huge dork. She says, "Oh, Mylanta! This place is so inspirational." Krista does an imitation of Raina, saying, "Oh, Mylanta! Everything is bubbles and cakes!" Life is not like that, Krista says, and Raina needs to toughen up. Meanwhile, Urban Dictionary tells me that "Oh Mylanta!" is a phrase coined by DJ Tanner on Full House. I mean, she couldn't have at least gone with "How rude?" I understand why they want to hit her, kind of.












