America's Next Top Model

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Girls on Film

The girls each get to take a turn in Lara's seat, while Ant plays the cranky celebrity promoting the film Attack of the Five Foot Models. The girls have to think on their feet, and try to handle what Ant throws their way. Rae is up first, and endures Ant -- playing the character "Magnuson" -- making comments about her breasts. Awesome. Rae asks questions, but is a little bit too eager and ends up cutting off Ant with her follow-up questions before he can answer. Lara tells her to let the interviewee finish, lest her editor kill her for not getting a clean sound bite. Erin is up next, interviewing strung-out actress "Roberta." Roberta doesn't remember anything, which makes Erin blink. Next, Nicole interviews high-strung actor "Norman." Norman goes on a tangent about Nicole's hair, which makes Nicole just sit there in silence. Lara tells her that she should try to tie Norman's boring anecdote to his film. Nicole sits there in silence some more, then stumbles through another non-question. To her credit, she knows she's terrible. Next, Laura interviews "Cameron," a diva. A diva-ish Cameron asks Laura if she's looking at her eyes, and Laura responds, "Yes, right at them eyes." I mean, I think that would win over even cracked-out Whitney. Cameron continues to be a nit, and Lara tells Laura that she needs to reign in some diva-ass.

With the trial run over, Lara takes the girls to the actual set of The Insider. Again with the seizures! And GAH, as if a regular seizure weren't enough, we learn that the special guest of the day is effing Ann Shoket. She's wearing large polka dots and says, "I heard you learned a little something 'bout interviewing celebriteeees todaaaaay." Ann Shoket, why must you continue to torment me with your existence? Sigh. At least the girls aren't going to actually interview Ann. Rather, they'll be interviewing 90210 star Jessica Lowndes. If they want to throw these bitches into the fire, Tyra needs to get some Shannen Doherty on The Insider set but quick. Sigh, again. A girl can dream. The models get fact sheets about Jessica, and Lara tells them that they'll be using a teleprompter during they interview. They have two minutes to fill, and no matter what happens, they shouldn't stop. Laura is stressed about having to read off the teleprompter and wonders why she can't just stand there and be pretty and charming. The winner of this challenge will get to be in a beauty story in Seventeen, or as Ann calls it, "Seventeeeeeen magaziiiiiiiiine!"

America's Next Top Model

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