When we return, Monique prepares to reveal the contents of Alexandria's diary. She reads aloud, "I don't even know how to feel like now. Sad smiley." Kasia correctly says that this is terrible. Monique says that Alexandria has no idea how she comes off to the others, and thus wonders why she's a loner. Monique thinks she should ask herself why she's such a raging bitch. Molly finds the whole thing confusing. Monique and Molly have a joint confessional in which they say that discovering that Alexandria wasn't talking shit about them makes them feel kind of bad. Monique wonders if she should tell Alexandria what she did, and Molly responds that that probably wouldn't be a good idea. Truth and reality show producers will out, my friends.

With this bit of drama over, the girls head to the old Los Angeles Zoo where Jay Manuel greets them. He says this is the perfect setting to let their wild sides come out as they are transformed into fashion versions of animals. Their photographer for the day is Baldomero Fernandez, who also implores them to let their wild side come out. Wild sides. Come out. Got it? The girls will be wearing pieces from Rachel Zoe's faux fur collection, and learn that Rachel will be their guest judge as well. Brittani is literally dying. The girls head back to hair and makeup, and Vincent Oquendo explains to Mikaela that he'll be using tape to pull up her eyes. He says this is what the drag queens do to create expression. She should take note and do this all the time. Molly, of course, still has her pain-in-the-ass hair that will have to be managed somehow.

The girls hear a roar and turn to see Jay walking toward them with a baby jaguar. His name is Murato, and he is gorgeous! For once I am jealous of something the models have to do. I would love that baby jaguar so hard if I got the chance. Alexandra is very excited, which in addition to the whole diary incident, makes me like her a bit more. Animal trainer Wendy Debbas tells the girls what to do with Murato if he goes for their faces. Awesome. Monique tells us that she's not really a cat person, and in fact hates cats in general. The cats can sense this and will always get you back, one way or another. Live it, learn it.