Back on the set, it's Analeigh's turn, and Jay instructs her to use the skater in her. However, Analeigh doesn't have an easy time figuring out how to work the ladder. Jay says that, for being the best poser, Analeigh's film is really bad. Since when is she the best poser? You learn all sorts of tidbits when you pay attention! Sheena hits the ladder next. Let's allow Jay to sum it up for us: "If you can hold onto the rungs without your arms or legs... there's a problem." He interviews that butt cheeks typically aren't the best thing to grab onto a ladder with. Now he tells me. I had a heck of a time getting high enough to shingle my roof this summer. He tells Sheena again that it's just a leeeeetle hoochie. Sheena was going for effortless. Effortlessly hoochie.
Isis is up next. Jay tells her to be mindful not to overthink, and also to be aware of her face. He interviews that Isis has the ability to give the strongest posing, but when she struggles, she forgets her face. She is not looking good. Nikeysha is up next, and a big gust of wind blows her dress right the heck up, exposing her underwear. Jay has to look away for a minute. Nikeysha confessionalizes that it takes a lot of arm strength to hold onto the ladder and, as we might have noticed, she's kind of skinny. She could slice a cantaloupe with that collarbone. Jay gives Nikeysha a little talk, and it doesn't sound good. She hopes that there's a good shot in there, because she surely needs some redemption, praise the Lord, hallelujah.
Brittany is next, and also appears to struggle. Jay finds her confusing, because she's so beautiful to look at, but she doesn't understand how to harness her power. Well, then teach her something! Argh. Joslyn, however, gets up on that ladder and turns it out something fierce. Jay says that she's giving Lauren Brie a run for her money. Clark is next and Jay tells her to be careful about sitting on the ladder, because it makes her look like a stumpmeister. Hannah is up next, and says that this shoot is hard for her because she doesn't know what to do. She needs to prove that she really can catch on, and isn't just a fish out of water 24-7. If she were a fish out of water, she'd be one of those weird ones with big teeth. Yikes.
Samantha is next. Jay says that Samantha walked onto set looking like a top model, but during the whole shoot she wasn't aware of the garment. Well, why don't you tell her to be aware of the garment, Jay? Sometimes he is, in fact, anti-helpful. McKey is next, and keeps hitting a good look but changing it before the photographer can get it. We finally have Marjorie, who does a fantastic job judging by the praise that Jay and the photographer yell out. That's a wrap, and without even one model plummeting to her death. Stupid show.