Back at the house, Hannah worries about her performance. She confessionalizes that she wants to be there, and wants to win. I want her to be there, too, at least long enough for the others to beat on her a little more. There is Tyra Mail. Someone is getting the boot. Sheena tells the other girls that they should start packing and tidying up. They do not seem to think it's funny. As if to prove what a gang-rapist she is, Sheena has a tank top with the word "wifebeater" on it. She confessionalizes that she has what it takes to do this, but one little slip is all you need to get the boot. It's all or nothing, and you need to go hard or go home. With this, we head to commercials.
We return to panel with Tyra almost getting carried away by balloons, Gonzo-style. That's a lot of balloons. There are prizes, there are judges. Tarina Tarantino is the guest judge for the week. And I'm not even going to go into Miss J.'s stupid necklace. If he got rid of a tooth each week a girl got eliminated, I'd be interested. Until then, he gets no press from me.
Analeigh is up first for evaluation. Nigel thinks her photo is beautiful, but it lacks real commitment. Paulina says that Analeigh's face shows that she's thinking about what she's doing rather than making us join the dream. Frankly, I'd rather keep my distance from whatever particular dream Paulina is talking about. Tarina Tarantino thinks Analeigh's pose is perfect. Next is Samantha. The way the dress is falling on her, says Nigel, makes her look heavier than she is. Tyra takes this opportunity to deliver a PSA entitled, "Shiny fabric is not your friend." It's true. Nonetheless, Tyra tells Samantha that she has some good moves. Hannah is next. Nigel likes that her photo is different, unexpected, and has a lot of good angles. However, he and Miss J. agree that her face doesn't work.
We then have Nikeysha. Tyra begins by asking Nikeysha what her eating habits are, because she's very thin. Nikeysha doesn't answer the question, instead asking the panel if they think she's too thin. Paulina does indeed think she's too thin. Miss J. somewhat mysteriously says, "A full-on cheeseburger, fried chicken and a watermelon chaser. You are fantastical!" The other girls all make amused faces and hand gestures, and I must confess that I have no clue as to what's going on. Even Hannah seems to know what's happening, so I guess it's not a whitey thing. Is he telling her that she should eat that? Or she does eat that? Or is Miss J. joining the dream? We may never know for sure. Anyway, Nikeysha's picture isn't so hot. Paulina says that she looks like a paper bag with pipe cleaners coming out of it. Now that was Janice Dickinson-worthy. If she had a normal sized leg and arm, Nigel adds, the garment wouldn't look as big. They will in fact have to retouch her arms and legs to make them look bigger. Now that seems counterintuitive. Tyra adds that Nikeysha's face is stunning, which I think is a load of fantastical cheeseburger.