America's Next Top Model

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Then we have Isis, who is quite frankly looking busted. Tyra tells her so. She has to look more like a model, and not just a normal girl. Isis needs to win a shopping spree or something. To stores where she doesn't usually shop. With a bonus weave-shopping spree. Nigel likes Isis' photo, and says she looks like she's falling but she's in power. Tyra thinks that there's confidence on her face, and it's sexy but fashion at the same time. Paulina totally disagrees. She doesn't like the arms one bit. Marjorie is next, and her accompanying jaunty accordion music. Her photo gets a round of ooohs and ahhhs and ooh la las. Nigel says that there's confidence in her face. Tyra thinks it's great that Marjorie is a chameleon, and can look entirely different when you throw a wig on her. Tyra points out that Marjorie looks more and more nervous as she gets her good critique. Marjorie shakes her head no, nervously. Miss J. tells her to bring the Marjorie that's in the photo to judging. Next is Elina, also the challenge winner for the week. The judges think that her photo is stunning, and kind of like Angelina Jolie as a model.

Next up is Sheena. Miss J. tells her that she looks like Victoria's Secretions. Yes, everyone, Sheena still looks like a hooch. Tyra tells her that if she makes it to next week, she needs to put her hair in a ponytail and cover up a little. Nigel thinks that her photo is unexpected. Tarina adds that it's goddess-like and beautiful. Then Paulina busts out with, "I'm sorry, are your breasts fake?" Sheena laughs nervously and says that no, they're just big. Paulina notes that it isn't so much the size as the placement. She has a point. Tyra tells Sheena to make it concave, and not stick them out. Sheena gives a "Yes, ma'am," and we move on. For now.

Brittany is next. Nigel thinks that her photo is pretty, but average-pretty. Tyra adds that it looks like a high-end catalogue. And as we all know, you do not want to hear the word "catalogue" unless it is being shouted by Benny Ninja as part of a posing challenge. Last but not least is Joslyn. Her photo is fierce. Nigel thinks it's a great shot, and Tarina loves that it looks so effortless. Tyra notes that Joslyn has an aggressive style of modeling. It's good, but Tyra also doesn't want Joslyn to hear this praise and become all monster-like in future shoots.

America's Next Top Model

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