When we return, the model house is still ablaze with talk of TranShoveGate. Brittany and Sheena share details of their talk with Hannah with Nikeysha and Joslyn, neither of whom are all that crazy about Hannah calling herself the whitest whitey in Caucasio, Alaska. Joslyn interviews that things in the house are beginning to change as people question whether Hannah is prejudiced. One thing everyone can agree on, however, is that Isis knows how to handle a situation and is very secure.
And speaking of Isis, she tells us that in order to keep up her transition she has to take hormonal injections. You would think that someone would have figured out a way to run an IV through one of Isis' giant hoop earrings. Isis thinks that Analeigh is pretty cool, so asks if she will keep her company and distract her as she gives herself the injection. Analeigh agrees, and even busts out her award-winning chicken impression. See! Not all white girls suck. Analeigh has redeemed my people with just one cluck. After the injection is through, Isis notes that she's getting nauseous. Analeigh, for her part, takes it as a huge compliment that Isis asked her to be there, and thanks Isis. Aw, I want to give both of them big hugs right now, in part because neither of them is a) Hannah; or b) droning on about Hannah.
The girls board their eco-bus and head to an empty theater. There they find Benny Ninja, spread-eagled on a divan wearing a tiny Antoine Merriweather hat and an oversized string of pearls. Sometimes he is just too butch for me. He tells the girls that today they'll be auditioning for pink-haired, multi-talented jewelry and handbag designer Tarina Tarantino. The girls have to use the posing skills they learned yesterday to inspire Tarina to create yet more tiny sequined top hats. The model who uses the accessories in the most creative way will win a handbag full of sparkling jewelry and accessories. A tiny sequined top hat for every day of the week! It makes a person's head shrink with glee just to think of it. Helping Tarina to judge are Melissa, Alfonso, and Paz, all of whom are members of her creative team.