We cut to one of those clubs I hear the young people like these days, with their dancing and their music and their shiny lights and all. Marcel does a full Travolta mosey across the room. In leather pants. I guess the demon has control of his fashion sense. I start squealing to Kelly, "Oh, is he gonna dance? He's gonna dance! I don't know if I can deal with that!" Instead, he strolls up to the bar and scans the crowd. He spots a girl sitting at a table, talking to her date. And she's drinking a martini! Or drinking out of a martini glass, at least. Good enough. The girl notices Marcel looking at her and doesn't seem horrified. There's a moral about drinking here somewhere. Her date gets up and wanders away, and Marcel strolls up with a fresh drink for her. Cut to him sitting with her, feeling her knee under the table. Marcel and the girl exit the club. Back inside, her date returns with another guy, and stares at the deserted table. Am I the only one who thought it was odd that Marcus keeps hopping into men's bodies exclusively? Given his interests, you'd think he might have experimented with the female, uh, experience at least once. I'm not saying they should have had that happen during the episode, but there could have been a throwaway line about it somewhere.
Marcel and his new friend kiss outside on a patio-ish thing. She laughs that her boyfriend is probably looking for her: "He could catch us at any moment! Sorta makes it more exciting, doesn't it?" See, she's a tramp and deserves to die! Marcel vamps out and agrees about the exciting part. He bites down, she screams, and then the boyfriend and two other guys spot them. Marcel lets her go and de-vamps as the boyfriend asks what he's doing. The girl yells, "He bit me!" The boyfriend tries to punch Marcel, but Marcel catches his fist and then knocks the boyfriend back toward his pals. Marcel looks down at his own fist and exclaims, "Nice!" There's more fisticuffs, and he knocks out the two pals and taunts the boyfriend: "Is that all you got?" The frightened boyfriend asks, "What are you on?" Marcel decides to answer: "I'd say I'm high on life, only I ain't alive. Which means [that] I'm never gonna die. I'll be young, handsome, and strong forever!" He says there's just one thing he has to do first, and then leaps down over the patio railing to the street below. He runs away, laughing. He has to do a high-jump before he can live forever?









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