MONDO EXTRAS

but then there's an unexpected plot twist. In the course of his investigation, Angel learns that his client is

• working for Wolfram & Hart,
• in terrible danger,
• trying to cause the Apocalypse,
• a demon,
• being held prisoner,
• Cordelia's great, great, great grandchild,

and races

• through the sewers
• in his car
• over rooftops
• to the barber
• on a stolen moped
• upstairs in the elevator

before it's too late.

During the climactic battle scene, Angel vamps out and kills the evildoer using

• an axe,
• a stake,
• his bare hands,
• a magic potion,
• a sword,
• an unbelievably lucky coincidence,

saving

• an attractive blonde.
• Cordy.
• Buffy.
• a cute puppy.
• the world.
• his own life.

In the final scene,

• Cordy
• Wesley
• The Powers That Be
• Wolfram & Hart
• Joss Whedon
• WB Executives

gleefully contemplate(s) the profits while Angel sits alone in the dark, feeling

• broody,
• mopey,
• pensive,
• guilty,
• angsty,
• depressed,

Now that you've got a genuine story, all you have to do is type out a script. Remember that you need to leave time for plenty of commercials, blipverts, artsy shots of the city at night, montages, and at least one over-long fight scene, so your actual script probably only needs to be about thirty pages long. You can submit your spec script to the show, or just act it out with your friends for a fabulous evening's entertainment.

Though you should probably get someone's grandmother to play Cordelia.