Randy gives her an 8, and Lorenzo asks what her "background" is, her "nationality." I'm guessing she's from Amerikka. But she says a mix of Irish and French. Ooh, remember when France was colonized by the Irish? What great cuisine that was. What do you call a bunch of Irish guys sitting around by the pool? Paddy O'Furniture. Lorenzo says that he's "feeling a little Irish Spring right now." Great, another reference to his erection. He is SO AWFUL. I mean, he referred to his erection TWICE in the last episode. Who knows what else he said that was cut? So many women have these looks of disgust on their face when it's his turn to make comments, Aja included. It's really horrible.
One guy comes out with total Dick Tracy face. He totally has a five-head. Rachel notes that he must tweeze his eyebrows, and he says he's Italian and would have a uni-brow otherwise. Rachel agrees that "it would be tragic" if he came out with monobrow. Then she tries to rally for support by asking the "ladies" in the audience if they wouldn't turn their heads when Fivehead Unibrow goes by. The women seat-fillers "woo," but are drowned out by many men booing far more loudly. Rachel says, "Shut up, shut up!" and goes back to looking pissy. Aww. Awww!
One woman who is a dead ringer for Courteney Cox gets critiqued by Randy for having uneven breasts. Rachel, finally settling into her role as the Paula, says she "cannot believe" Randy took off points for that. She says, "The men should take their balls out." WOW, I now love Rachel. It's true, I've never seen symmetrical nuts. Not in a dish, not in a Snickers, and not on a man. The crowd goes crazy, and JD says he'll "pass." Bock bock, JD. Lorenzo gets out his laser pointer and finds stretch marks. Grrr.