MONDO EXTRAS

SAG Awards 2013: The Liveblog

by Rachel Stein January 27, 2013
Screen Actors Guild Awards 2013

8:23 - Damian Lewis's real voice is worth watching this show alone, and he's totally wrong about us not laughing at Homeland. Now, if neither Edie Falco, Sofia Vergara nor Betty White wins Female Actor in a Comedy Series, I will seriously have nothing to be snarky about.

8:25 - Tina Fey! My second choice, but Amy Poehler is happily clapping, so I'll withhold being bitchy. I just wish she was giving out all of the awards.

8:26 - "Amy, I've known you since you were pregnant with Lena Dunham." We have a line of the night. Wait -- "Just tape The Big Bang Theory for once," re: the 30 Rock finale. The only way this should could get better if it ended right now.

8:28 - The Argo gang is here to tell us about their movie, but all I can think about is how disappointed I'm going to be once the drama awards start and Breaking Bad doesn't win anything.

8:29 - I'm being told TNT showed Dark Knight before the awards. I am the real loser this evening.

8:30 - CODE RED, ER reunion on stage with Julianna Margulies and Noah Wyle!

8:31 - And your Ensemble in a Comedy Series is *please don't say Glee* ... how freaking long are these segments to tell how about each show? Jeez.

8:33 - Okay, it's Modern Family. I feel like I'm in one of those State Farm commercials and I just wasted my one wish. Sucks to be The Office.

8:34 - Tonight, we are all Ed O'Neill's expressionless face.

8:40 - Can someone explain to me why American Horror Story isn't a miniseries at the SAGs? My guess is because Ryan Murphy knows better than to go up against Game Change's final round of eligibility for winning stuff.

8:42 - So, the Best Female Actor in a TV Movie or Miniseries issss, yup, Julianne Moore, no shit. It's her tenth nomination, first win and her boobs are about three seconds from falling out of her dress.

8:44 - James Marsden and Rose Byrne are here to tell us the Best Male Actor in a TV Movie or Miniseries, and while I was double-checking how to spell "Rose Byrne," Google suggested "Rose Bryne feet." It did the same thing with Busy Philipps! What gives?

8:46 - Oh yeah, Kevin Costner wins for Hatfields & McCoys and didn't bother to show up.

8:47 - The cameras just randomly panned over Ben Affleck and Jennifer Gardner totally having a fight and I really, really want to know what's it's about rather than listen to Hank Hooper plug the SAG.

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