After her awkward not-make out session with Wes, Gia gathers the men back together and then doles out the rose. She decides that even though she promised it to Fake Dean, she is going to give it to Wes. He has her back. Or at least he did when she was eating pie and she needed someone to hold her flippin' hair back. Fake Dean knows he is doomed.
Gia is a hair-flipping moron. Even she realizes this and admits that she ruined the game plan for the whole house because Wes gave her a back rub and promised her a pony. She knows she made a mistake, but feels that morally it was the right thing to do to give the guy who has the hots for her the rose. Just to make sure her boyfriend back home is uncomfortable, because jealousy is the foundation of any good relationship. She flips her hair some more and then they all head back to Herpes House. Wes struts around thrusting his rose of victory into everyone's face while all the outsider girls shake their heads at Gia's foolishness. Because of Gia's fuck-up, the girls all start vehemently making out with various guys in hopes of securing their positions in the house (missionary, mostly). The guys are all confident knowing that Fake Dean is most likely out.
It's the morning of the day of the evening's elimination. Peculiar Jesse is letting Gia show him her scars and then decides that the day of elimination is the best time to dump Natalie. Why did he dump Natalie? Because she's no Gia. Also, he is in it for the money, not love. He has a plan. Natalie has a sad.
Chris Harrison is wearing another gingham plaid shirt paired with a polka dot tie the combination of which is pretty much seizure inducing. He waltzes into the living room clinking his champagne glass, because he would like everyone's attention. Everyone quiets down and turns towards him. Then he rips one.* Everyone laughs. (*Note: May not have happened, but should have.) Harrison announces that he would like to talk about their feelings.
Everyone starts pouting and complaining that everyone is mean. Then Tenley calls Elizabeth a slut, and then Tenley starts crying because she didn't mean "slut" she meant blowing a guy in a shower in a loving and committed way. Then Elizabeth starts crying, because that is what she does. Then someone chimes in that everything sucks. Chris Harrison chuckles like JigSaw and then reminds them that it is time for elimination. The Weatherman, Vampire Queen Gwen, Gia, and Gia's mistake are all safe from elimination. The Popular girls are all voting Fake Dean as far away from them as possible, because: Ew. But their pact is only four strong and the swing vote is Jessie, who has been making out with Popular guy Dave.