Dave and Natalie decide that their new couple-ness must be their own personal secret that they can only announce to a clergy member or trusted adult. Peculiar Jesse is really excited about the fantasy suite because despite having his face surgically attached to Natalie's for the first few episodes of this delightful show, he now confesses that he has a secret crush on Peyton. Before the big date, Tenley feels the need to stake her claim on Kiptyn before he is tempted with a fantasy suite night with Peyton. She goes to surprise him in his bed, but ends up being surprised herself when he more or less asks her to leave. Tenley is shocked because she is magical and is dressed by bluebirds every morning and who doesn't want to fuck a Disney princess? Isn't that the founding principle of Disney World? Kiptyn pretends that he is just really tired, but THAT IS NEVER TRUE. Tenley pouts, cries a little and goes to complain to Natalie, who shrugs. Tenley decides that she doesn't like Kiptyn at all and is going to poison an apple or sic a dwarf on him or something.
Peyton goes out on her threesome with Kiptyn, Peculiar Jesse and Kovacs to the drag racing track to re-enact the scenes their lawyers and insurance representatives will let them re-enact from The Fast and the Furious. To be clear, none of these guys is Jason Statham. NONE OF THEM! Sorry, I feel very strongly about Jason Statham. He will kick your ass if you disagree. Peyton seems to be entirely unaware that Kovacs and Elizabeth are dating, so she's not that smart. Or just doesn't care about Elizabeth. Or both. Probably both. Back at the house, everyone takes odds on who Peyton will give the rose to. Tenley is pretty sure Peyton is after Kiptyn, but pretends she is totally happy that Kiptyn would be safe and not rotting in a tower with a fire-breathing dragon at the base.
Out at the track, it's burrito break time, and Kiptyn and Peyton make the most of it. And, seriously, the best thing about this show could be that they have burritos. Kiptyn lies to Peyton and claims he has no feelings for Tenley. Then he tells the camera that he lied. Then it's Kovacs's turn to pop Peyton's champagne cork and he reverts to his plan to pretend he's single, but he also knows it is kind of hopeless. Peculiar Jesse takes the anchor position on the syphilis relay, and as the only single guy on the date it is not too long before he gets a kiss and then the Rose of Immunity. It doesn't hurt that Peyton thinks he's dreamy. Kovacs pouts as he realizes that his stupid girlfriend Elizabeth is ruining all his chances at hooking up with the ladies. Yes, yes, Elizabeth ruins everything. Let's just end the show there, eh?