They cuddle and he says he'd love to see her in his daily life, and usually the desired response is "I have tons of trust issues," which is what Blakely says, adding that she needs a strong guy to bust through all that. Translation: I expect you to do all the work and put up with my bullshit. She tells us, though, that she really likes Tony and she's confident the two of them will have "something outside of here."

So instead of just ending the Ed and Jaclyn date and putting everyone out of their misery, they continue on to dinner while Jaclyn professes to still be confused by Ed, because he acts like they're in a romantic relationship, but he says they're not. And since this is an overnight date, she's got a decision to make. Seems like that's an easy decision. "If he's going to continue saying he's not romantically involved with anyone in the house, like he did at the last Rose Ceremony, then I need to back away," she says. Jesus, how many TIMES does he need to say it?

So when she starts blathering on about it to him at dinner, Ed can barely hide his annoyance, and asks her what she thinks it means for them to be a team on Bachelor Pad, because it seems to him she wants to be a couple in the Pad. "I feel like this is a Facebook status thing," he says. By this point, he's decided the discussion is stupid and childish, and she tells him he makes him feel like an insignificant piece of shit. She says that within the confines of the show, she feels like they're a couple, but he doesn't. "I don't want to look like a whore," she says.

Ed hilariously just starts digging into dinner. "Well, I don't want to look like an asshole," he says. "I don't want to look like a whore," she says again, and then adds that she wants to make sure they're on the same page. I realize that "I don't want to look like a whore" is a weird thing for someone who voluntarily goes on The Bachelor to say, but if it makes Jaclyn feel better, she doesn't seem like a whore. I mean, whores get paid.

Ed brashly says he's closer to her than anyone on the house so of course he wants to sleep in the same bed. "I trust you more than anybody, and by the way, we have amazing chemistry," he says. Beyond that, he wants to play it middle-of-the-road. He calls it "comforting" when they sleep together and it solidifies their trust. "By us sleeping in the same bed, yes, we are a couple," he tells her. "Why is he acting like such a douche?" Jaclyn asks us? She doesn't ask him that. She kisses him and smiles and stamps WELCOME on her torso and goes out to lie down in front of doors.