And she comes to terms with being Ed's fuck-buddy and we watch them go upstairs to their overnight suite, Jaclyn leaving any bit of dignity downstairs as she does so.
The next day, Ed and Jaclyn return to the house with the news that they have immunity roses to give out. Jaclyn, who is now dead inside, basically expects everyone to bow down before them before they bestow the roses. She's gone full mercenary, it seems. So we watch everyone starting to kiss up to Ed and Jaclyn while this pseudo-Godfather music kicks in. Kalon and Lindzi explicitly tell them they'll do whatever they say. "I'm your bitch," says Lindzi. I kinda wish that Ed had gotten mad at Kalon and mumble-yelled, "You can start by being a man!" I mean, the guy doesn't read, but he watches movies, right?
Eventually, Jaclyn and Ed bestow the roses on Tony and Blakely, but not before Ed gives an eyerolller of a speech about how when he gives his word he keeps it and he expects others to do the same. If there's one thing people expect you do on this show, it's keep your word! (It sure isn't spelling the word.)
Kalon says he can't believe Ed and Jaclyn didn't give him and Linzi the roses, just because they don't run around like "emotional alcoholics" screaming about their feelings. Maybe it's because you call people, some of whom supposedly are your friends, "emotional alcoholics"? At any rate, this is the worst possible outcome for him and Lindzi, a sentiment that gets tossed around so much it doesn't mean anything anymore.
So it's the cocktail party time, where Harrison comes out to remind them about the voting-as-a-couple rule. And it seems at first like there's a new person in the house, but it turns out that it's just Rachel having restyled her hair and we're seeing her forehead the first time. I guess with Michael gone she's decided no more bangs for her of any kind. She looks really nice!
Rachel tells Nick that they should vote for Kalon and Lindzi, since that's the way the alliance is going. Elsewhere, Kalon is grumbling that they've "played ball" this whole time and this is what they get for it. Guy, at some point on reality show, every alliance ends. He feels he let Lindzi down this week (I assume by blowing the spelling bee?) so he wants to make it up to her by trying to take down Rachel and Nick. He needs to get Blakely and Tony on board, because then Chris and Sarah will be easy.













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