Third question: Who is the most shallow? Chris Harrison recommends being honest even if it costs you a friend. The boys all choose Krisily, who in a moment of self-awareness also chooses herself. The girls (save for Krisily) all pick Elizabeth and, sure enough, Elizabeth is the shallowest person in the house and possibly the hemisphere, depending on where the Kardashians are at the time. Melissa explains that Wes and Dave both have two points; Tenley and Natalie each have three, meaning if either girl gets the next answer correct, they win. The question: Who is the dumbest? Everyone, including Natalie, has picked Natalie. Natalie cheers thinking she has won, but Harrison calmly points out that the answer is actually not Natalie, but Gwen. Gwen is vastly displeased by this, and seriously kids, RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. Especially the ones who are clearly vampires (non-sparkly edition). Tenley suddenly realizes that she actually wrote Gwen on her card. She wins! But she is sad because she had to hurt someone's feelings to win. And that is wrong. But she wins! Gwen is sad, and Kovacs has an Iron John moment and realizes that she is hurting and he has contributed to that hurt. He quickly dons a Smash the Dominant Patriarchy T-shirt, buys a copy of Backlash and gives Gwen a hug.
Now that Tenley has won, the girls are done, so they get to just sit and watch the men mock them. The next question: Who is everyone's secret crush? Obviously, Dave and his portable gun show *kisses biceps* and it is true. He knows it, too, so he also wins the point. Next round of public humiliation? Who will always be a bridesmaid and never a bride? Everyone chooses Natalie, even the guy she is currently sleeping with, Dave. This makes her sad, because even though she is self-professedly dumb, even she realizes that she is just a steppingstone on Dave's path to matrimony... to someone else. The next question will determine a winner for the guys. Who is the biggest jerk? Everyone writes down Wes, because he was the guy who was most recently a dick to the entire house, and these people all lost their long-term memory in marathon beer pong games or huffing face-paint fumes at the football games. Wes writes down Dave. Wes loses. Jesse Kovacs and Peculiar Jesse B. are tied for the lead and must go into a tiebreaker round. The question? Who has the worst boob job? Only on this show (okay and Rock of Love) would that be a normal question. Kovacs is in a tight spot because his girlfriend Elizabeth may have the worst boob job, but if he writes her name down she may no longer be his girlfriend. GOD, ELIZABETH RUINS EVERYTHING. Kovacs writes down Krisily, but, of course, the correct answer is Elizabeth, who runs tearing into the bathroom to stare at her boobs. Peculiar Jesse B. won, but Elizabeth, Gwen, and Natalie also win... new neuroses.