Everyone gathers in the courtyard for the rose ceremony, with Dave and the twins already immune. We're going to go through EVERYONE even though we already know who it's coming down to.
Anyway, the roses: Lindzi. Chris Eagle. Sarah. Ed. Rachel. Reid. Jaclyn. Michael. Jamie. Kalon. Blakeley. Ryan. Donna (saved by her breasts!). Tony. So there's one rose apiece for the men and the women. On the men's side, it's down to Nick and Chris SWAT, and on the women it's down to Paige and Erica.
...And it's Nick and Erica, so Chris SWAT and Paige have to say their goodbyes. Reid feels bad because he failed in his mission to get Paige to stay, and David finally feels like maybe he tipped his hand too early, and figures he might be next out the door. As for Paige and Chris SWAT? I say they're better off. First to be eliminated means your chances of infection are relatively small.
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