Who said, "Other than to win the money, Ed is on the show because he doesn't want to be forgotten, since his season was twenty years ago." Turns out it was Chris. Ed defends himself by pointing out that Michael was also on that season, and I hate to tell him that, "This guy is old too!" isn't exactly a denial.
Who said the bachelorette that has accomplished the least is Blakeley? That would be Nick. I don't know who that is. Important to note, I think, that Blakeley guessed Chris. Jaclyn has jumped out into the lead, and Sarah finds it "ironic" that she is in competition with the one woman in the house who is always competing with her. Jesus, that's not even like Alanis Morissette-esque misuse of irony, but the completely OPPOSITE meaning.
Who said the person in the house who would make the worst parent is Erica, because she eats her hair? "Did someone really say that?" asks Erica, who eats her hair in response. I wouldn't put a whole lot of stock in the opinion of someone who has surveyed the character deficiencies of this lot and concluded that the worst thing any of them can do is eat their hair, but at any rate, it was Kalon. Good to see he's learned his lesson about making comments about parents and kids.
Anyway, Sarah is back on top of this shit show. Final question is some ridiculous thing about how the first thought he had when he saw the women in their rhythmic gymnastics outfits was "sexy thoughts." The correct answer is David, and Jaclyn gets it right, which may or may not be ironic, but we won't know if Sarah doesn't tell us. But it gives Jaclyn the win.
And now it's the guys' turn. Ed decides that his "losing every challenge" strategy isn't paying off like he'd hoped, so he decides to try to win this one, and he correctly identifies how many people make up a ménage a trios. And then maybe the score clocks went out? Because we don't get to see any scores any more.
Anyway, who said the number of guys she's slept with is "Eleven, no, twelve, no, nine"? Turns out it was Blakeley, who says lied. Since you kinda figure "nine" would make her the prude of the house, I do believe her. And then Harrison asks a question about "making whoopee" and it turns out Sarah fucked a guy on top of a car in a public parking lot, and big surprise that Ed knows about it. Who said she would rather sleep with Chris instead of her current partner because he's so hot? Surprise, surprise, Jamie. Blakeley makes a "who farted?" face. Jamie is also the one who said Jaclyn is the most fake. Jamie tries to save face by telling Jaclyn that they'll take about why she said that. Then it's, who said Jamie is the most annoying? Jamie jovially tells Jaclyn that she hopes it was her, but of course it was Blakeley.