As the game ends, the girls scatter throughout the house to sob in private corners away from prying cameras who love to do close up of girls' tear-stained faces (and bad boob jobs, as the case may be). Natalie opts to hide in a shower, but dumb Gwen instantly tracks her down to comfort her. Gwen has her 200 years of experience to call on, and she knows this is just a silly competition. Natalie is pretty sure that, much like that tarot reader and the fortune-telling fish, this is absolutely a factual finding. Since her idiotic teammates voted her least likely to marry, then it must be TRUE. Elizabeth and her square tits with the unsettling gap between (what, as a faithful reporter, I HAD to look) hides in a closet with a towel over her head. God, LOOK WHAT REALITY TV DOES TO YOU, PEOPLE! This is not something to aspire to! Kovacs goes to comfort her, a move that surprises even him. As Elizabeth sobs over the fact that she grew up poor and had to collect bottles for their refunds to raise funds for new boobs and could only afford the guy who advertised in the back of the bus, Kovacs realizes he loves her. It's like he won the competition already! And Elizabeth is the booby prize!

Tenley gets her date card. These dates are one-on-one dates, and the winners can either give out a rose or not. To no one's surprise, Tenley chooses to take Kiptyn for her date. They hop in a limo to a waiting helicopter that is fired up to take them to Catalina, where they can spawn funny-named babies. While Kiptyn has been distant in the house, Tenley thinks he might like her now that they are out on their own. Yeah, first sign of a long-lasting and healthy relationship is if a guy only acts like he is into you when you are alone and no one can see you. They go zip-lining to prove their love exists, and then further that love by flying at trees in a helmet. Together. After the zip-line, Tenley and Kiptyn tangle their hands and drink wine, and Tenley ruins the whole mood by wanting to, you know, TALK. God, girls are so needy. Kiptyn leans in to kiss her, and while they are locking lips we see that has some burgeoning male pattern baldness. Hottt. Almost as hot as his purple polo shirt and pleated khaki shorts.