Back at the Herpes Hacienda, Jesse gets his date card and picks his mate. He chooses Peyton because they made out that one time and it was awesome. She says yes. Returning to Catalina, Tenley is holding on to Kiptyn's jug ears and riding... er, nevermind. They are eating and drinking and calling each other dorks to such a level that they have no choice but to start making out again. I think their mouths are full of food as they kiss, which has got to be unsanitary. But it is nice to share! Back at the Hacienda, Kovacs wants to tell Elizabeth how much he cares about her. He wants her to be happy, she gives him butterflies, he is... um... really into her. She nods that she is into him, too. Neither of says that they love each other, but instead artfully dance around the word and then give up and make out in the hot tub. Speaking of Things That Will Not Be Named, Elizabeth will not admit that she has the worst boob job in the house. Instead she calls it "The Competition" and just says it was hard. Chris Harrison slipped Tenley the fantasy suite card (not a euphemism) and after Tenley gives Kiptyn the Rose of Immunity, she asks him to spend the night with her. She confesses that she hasn't been with a man since Jake broke her heart. One, EWWWW. Two, so the Disney princess puts out? Three, with JAKE? Four, EWwwww. They wander into the fantasy suite and ooh and ahh, but how much of a fantasy suite could it be if they don't just immolate upon entrance? Oh...wait, that's MY fantasy for those two.
The next morning, Kiptyn and Tenley thank each other for the loving and tender evening, but now they have to pretend that they didn't fall magically in love and spend all night rolling around like cuddly kittens and, um, praying.