Then we spend about five hours with the guys analyzing the contest, with Jesse agonizing over the date. "I'm so nervous for tonight, she's just too perfect to be true," he says in a talking head. As for the guys moving from the Outhouse to Middlesex, Brian jokes that they're losing their "cook, comic relief, and... uh...Jason." Hee!
So the guys -- who seem noticeably more relaxed without Ron around -- chat with Jesse about his date. Specifically, what he's going to wear. As if on cue, there's a knock on the door, with a suit, and a note saying the date is "formal attire." Wow -- that conversation about what Jesse's going to wear wasn't at all set up or anything, right? Because there's nothing guys enjoy more is sitting around asking other guys what they plan to wear on a date.
Jeremy gives Jesse a little lesson on doing up buttons on suit jackets. Jesse's freaked out about how good DeAnna's going to look, and she shows up in some blue thing. They make small talk in the limousine -- Jesse confesses that he's scared to death. They pull up at an old theatre where the marquee reads: "Jesse: One Night Only -- Just For You, Love Deanna." He wants to know if there's a another Jesse in the building. No, but there are eight other Jesses back at The Bachelor mansion. "This is out of control," he tells her, as she giggles and hugs him. She's excited because this night is all about him, and that makes her feel good. She is lying about this, which we will see. They enter the old theatre, where a formal dining table has been set up by the front of the stage. Out of control, he says again.
Back at the outhouse, we find out that Brian, Twilley, Sean, Jeremy, Graham and Jason are going on the group date. "Gentlemen, start your engines," is the clue. Again, the guys all shit themselves, even without knowing exactly what they're going to be doing. Although this is a pretty easy one to figure out. I'd just like the clues to be a little more cryptic, because I think the guys would still flip out. "Guys: it was the best of times, it was the worst of times." Yeah! WOO! Anyway, this also means that it's Robert versus Fred on the two-on-one.