So she has a dingbat conversation with Jesse about past relationships, and Jesse says his last girlfriend didn't have an identity, and he wants a girlfriend who is her own person. Sounds like DeAnna's your girl, because nothing says "strong self-identity" like someone who's on her second round of I Need A Husband. Jessee says he doesn't want an armdog. He wants it to be OK to fart in bed. "Everybody farts, everybody poops." God, remember that great song by R.E.M., "Everybody Farts"? With that awesome video where traffic stops? "I want DeAnna to see me as the genuine guy that I am," says Jesse. Well, "everybody farts, everybody poops" ought to cover it, I should think.
Numbnuts (a.k.a. Twilley) leads the gang in a song around the campfire. DeAnna says she didn't think it was fair that Ron confronted Jeremy about getting to stay in the house, since it was her decision, not his. Ron says some shit about being a "guy's guy" and "iron sharpens iron," completely ignoring what she's saying. She tries again and tells him that Jeremy is here for the right reasons. Ron says what's going on is between him and Jeremy. "And it really doesn't matter, your process," he says. Wow. From now on, I think I'll just call Ron "Asshole." That cool with everybody? "He rubs a lot of us the wrong way," he says in a talking-head. See, he can't even speak for himself. He's got to pretend that he speaks for the group.
Back at the campfire, Ron explains, under prodding from the guys, what he and DeAnna talked about. More excuse for him to dump on Jeremy, and he explains -- again -- how he's a guy's guy but Jeremy is not. "I do think that you lack something, brother," says Asshole. "There's a level of tact that's missing." Everybody just sits and listens. Nobody says anything, and Asshole continues: "I really, really believe that this is not a judgment on you." Which is an absolutely ridiculous statement to make, and Jeremy calls him on it, saying he felt Asshole was sincere until that last statement: "You're trying to B.S. all of us," says Jeremy, so Asshole smugly asks the group if anyone thinks he's B.S.ing them. "I think the only person that's close-minded is you," says Jeremy, and Ron's all, "Wow, we all heard that!" like Jeremy just accused Ron of being a child-molester. In a talking head, Jeremy says he's here for DeAnna, and not to get into a pissing contest with Ron. Which is kind of too bad, because I'm at the point where a pissing contest would be infinitely more entertaining.