After a few establishing shots of Bora Bora, holy hockey, I want to go to Bora Bora. Now, please! At the family bungalow, Ali gets an earful from her family. Obviously Ali's mom is firmly in Roberto's camp and Ali's dad appears to be, too. Ali's sister and brother, though, think Chris is The One. He is ready to propose and he is unwavering in his adoration of Ali. Basically, they all love Roberto and Chris. Does that help narrow down your options, Ali? No. You know what would help her decide? One more hot date with each.
Ali waits for Roberto. Ugh, what is she wearing? Oh, it's one of Carrie Bradshaw's cast off oversized flowers from seven years ago. Perfect to wear on a romantic date with a guy in khaki clam diggers. So what do they do on their romantic date? Jet ski. Ali claims she loves getting on large machines that go super fast, a sentiment I'm surprised got past the FCC censors. They are having a wild and crazy time on the jet ski when they come across an unsuspecting school of sting rays. Obviously the best choice is to jump in the water and swim with them. What?? Did the Crocodile Hunter die for nothing? You don't swim with sting rays! Unless, of course, you do. So they jump in the water and then Ali immediately starts squealing like a girl, forcing Roberto to throw himself between her lady bits and the rude rays with their stinging tales. Then Roberto starts feeding the rays, which obviously means, the rays were planted. THE RAYS WERE PLANTED! Also, probably not sting rays. Ali reminds us that she feels so safe with Roberto, even when surrounded by man-eating fish.
On the beach Ali and Roberto have some champagne and a moment. Then they straddle each other in the rain. On national television. But Ali's not sure. She's just not sure. She might be sure, though when she sees how well he stages his room to look like a Pottery Barn catalog. Yes, it's a romantic night in for the young couple and Roberto has votives, champagne, and cuddles. Ali and Roberto try to have a serious conversation, but all the heavy petting keeps getting in the way. Roberto also has gifts, which are apparently best presented in bed. Roberto peels Ali's hands off his ass and brings her to his king-sized canopy bed. Ali pulls him on to her, but he pushes her off and hands her a photo of the two of them together with a Hallmark-meets-Harlequin inscription. They roll around on the bed some more, but Roberto insists on some Deep Thoughts. Roberto tells her that he loves her. She giggles and kicks out the camera crew. But they won't go, so she lets him tell her that he loves her some more and doesn't ever say it back to him. She tells the camera that she loves him, though, and claims that he is everything that she wants in a husband. Fuck Chris. She's staying with Roberto. Yeah. We'll see about that.