So then here comes the twist: Jillian says she's going off to get some of her friends, and she returns with several big black guys. This has our bachelors quivering a little, but they really ought to have known something was up, given that there weren't even any token black guys among Jillian's original 30bachelors.

And the new guys pull off their shirts to reveal Harlem Globetrotters uniforms! On the one hand, I hate this show. But on the other: yay! The Harlem Globetrotters! David doesn't seem to be harboring any illusions about their ability to compete with these guys, but he's hoping to score just one basket.

Mike says he's never seen the Globetrotters before, and he's kinda nervous that the first time he does, he's facing them on the basketball court. Anyway, shenanigans ensue, with the Globetrotters taking apart the bachelors with extreme prejudice. The bachelors respond as most outclassed basketball players in pickup games do: by taking a couple of dribbles and then throwing up bad shots and hoping for the best, rather than waste any time or letting passes get stolen.

Then Jillian joins in the fun, so this is eminently praiseworthy, as far as the bachelors are concerned. One of them says she shone, because she was able to just "roll with it." Like, she's PLAYING BASKETBALL WITH THE GLOBETROTTERS. She's not LEARNING TO WALK AGAIN. The Globetrotters lift her up to hang on the rim, and then leave her there, and then finally Juan is the one to come up to rescue her. Mike chides himself for not thinking of it. David chides Juan for ... um, for liking tea, apparently.