Ali waits a long time and finally calls up The Weatherman. She gives him a rose for his dutiful and loyal service, but notes that he will never ever be getting any action ever at all.
Apparent bear wrestler, Tyler V for Vermont, is shocked (Shocked!) that he is going home. But it's probably the head injury talking. As Fake Dean makes his departure, The Weatherman tries not to fully gloat. Tries, fails, gloats. Fake Dean goes home to play with his Dean McDermott dolls and jerk off while watching Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood. Too much? No. Not nearly enough. The guy is creepy and hostile and has weird hair and a chip on his shoulder and REALLY WANTS TO BE DEAN McDERMOTT. That is frightening.
Know what we have to look forward to next week? The Barenaked Ladies. Not Ali, but the band. Why do I think Jason Priestly is behind this? What has he been doing lately? Jack shit, probably. Sigh.
Melissa Locker a.k.a. Lulu Bates is pretty sure the Barenaked Ladies are the first sign of the apocalypse. Or the first symptom of chlamydia. You can follow her on Twitter @woolyknickers.
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