Inside, Ashley raises her champagne glass and toasts her future husband, whoever he may be. The men all grimace slightly and then chug their champagne to dull the throbbing pain of hearing her say that over and over again. I'm not a fan of The Rules, but even I think Ashley needs to dial down the "husband" talk a notch. I mean, the chances of her actually getting hitched to someone on this show are so so so slim. I mean, if Brad and Emily can't make it work, who can?
As we leave the show, we get a montage of the Phantom of the Manor swimming, vaccuming, pooping. Who was that masked man? I don't care.
Melissa Locker a.k.a. Lulu Bates would rather swim in pee than hang out with Bentley. You can follow her on Twitter @woolyknickers