Frank spends a lot of time reminding everyone that HE "earned" his kiss by actually going on a date with her. Obviously, no one gives a shit. Ali then films a scene with Kirk (don't worry, I have no idea who that is, either) and they full-on make out in bed with each other and continue to do so WAY after the director yells "Cut," thus managing to make everyone feel so uncomfortable that even Justin crutches out so he doesn't have to watch the smut, and Frank feels funny in his man parts. After the video is shot, Ali takes her mens to a rooftop dinner. Yes, another rooftop dinner. What? It's the only way to escape the zombies. Ali grabs Chris L. for some one-on-one time. He insures that he'll get a rose by mentioning his dead mother, but pretending he doesn't want to mention his dead mother, thus: SCORE! Ali is moved. The Weatherman corrals Ali to try and resuscitate his manhood, but he's foiled by Craigus Interruptus, and Ali walks off with revolting Craig R. Oh, don't worry, his revoltingness is totally a personal choice on my part. I'm sure he's a lovely human being, I just choose to ignore that part because he is dead behind the eyes and still has a scar from crushing beer cans on his head.
Meanwhile, another note is delivered to the Men's Mansion. This note announces that the next date is with Hunter, who apparently exists.
Back at the scrum, Ali has managed to slip into a bikini and into a hot tub with Kirk without any of the observant crew noticing. Ali and Kirk make out some more while all the guys watch. Maybe their matching exhibitionism is the basis of a long-lasting relationship. Frank breaks up their little display by cannonballing into the hot tub, but this does not prevent Ali from giving her rose to Kirk, which sounds as dirty as it is. Then Ali debuts the music video. Not shown is the video's editor who probably curled up on the cutting room floor whimpering softly after hours spent sorting through 48 takes of each scene, trying to get the damn video into decent enough shape to air. I hope the union takes note.
The next day, Justin is a man on a mission. He has decided to crutch himself up the road to Ali's house. He hobbles and he crutches and not a single car stops to help out the gimp making his way down the side of the road. Nice work, L.A! At Ali's house, Ali is filming a spot explaining why she picked Hunter for a date. The scene is cut short when Justin shows up. Ali is shocked (shocked!!) that he is there, but the fact that he would crutch over hill and dale and fend off the circling vultures just to see her is a total turn-on. She prattles on and on before she finally notices Justin begging her to let him sit down after his three-mile crutch-a-thon. Somehow Justin has brought photos along with him (smuggled prison-style, no doubt) to show Ali that he is a Family First kind of guy who can't wait to breed. Ali is just so touched by this big dramatic gesture and grants Justin a cuddle. Over at the house, Hunter is waiting for his alone time with Ali, but she can't get dressed for the date because she is chauffeuring Justin back to the house. None of the men noticed he was gone. Gosh, do you think they will find out?? Der. Justin plays Mr. Cool (new wrestling name, eh?) and talks to Hunter about his date, baiting him into saying stupid things like "I'm the only guy who gets to spend time at Ali's house," while Justin smirks. Oh Justin, you don't have to be SUCH an ass.