At the Rose Ceremony, Ali explains that Hunter was a great guy, but when she looked at him, all she saw was EARS and not her husband. They all toast to the ghost of Hunter. Ali grabs Chris L. for some Mass-Hole memories and Maine fantasies of lobster eating and, yes, playing Flip Cup. Ali swears she is SO amazing at the bar game, but Chris L. bests her by opening his shirt to reveal his Flip Cup Champion medal that he wears everywhere. Ali is super-impressed at his ability to drink heavily, and she has no choice but to start making out with him. Her ovaries demand it! Frank and Kirk watch glumly from the sidelines. Even though Frank hates Kirk for making out with "his" girl in a hot tub in front of everyone, Kirk is also the closest thing to an ally or at least someone who might understand his misery and pain. They stand and watch Ali and Chris L. make out before realizing: "EW!" and wandering off. Bravo, Frank, you are clearly making a name for yourself as the horny, territorial Eeyore of this competition. Justin takes his moment with Ali and pouts that all the other fellows hate him. Ali thinks that maybe Justin is the Vienna of the house. But she says it like that's a good thing and that just because everyone else hates him, doesn't mean he's not perfect for HER. Puh-lease, Ali! Justin is much less horse-faced than Vienna.
Outside, Ali has been swept away on a mini-date by some guy with big aspirations but small fine motor skills. He struggles to open a champagne bottle for like five minutes, blaming it on his "fragile hands," like THAT will endear you to a girl. "I fell in love with first his fragile hands, and then him. They were just so slim and delicate, how could I not?" Inside, Tennessee Ty is rallying the troops against Justin. Everyone hates him, although it is still not quite clear why. Ty claims that Justin is two-faced, but the only two-faced thing we have seen him do is obfuscate about hobbling over to Ali's while baiting everyone with the truth. Ty does not notice that Justin has joined the group and is listening to Ty's rant, so Justin calls him out. He wants everyone to just come clean about whatever their problems are with him. He waits, and finally Ty asks him if he is a two-faced liar. Justin says no and then they all debate it for a while. Justin moans that he has always made friends easily, and it stings that everyone hates him. No one really cares. Including me. And probably you, because we all know that Justin snuck off to see her and has been lacing the conversation with annoying in-jokes that only he gets. Thus: Blech. Also, blech? The faux chivalrous attitude pervading the group allowing them to all gang up on one guy for "not being there for Ali," like, shut up, Tennessee Ty! You are on a REALITY TV SHOW, no one is there for the right reasons. Unless the right reason is for at least county-wide fame and a shot at Dancing with the Stars [of Maricopa County].