Bachelorette
Bachelorette

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After the ads, the helicopter takes them to a glacier. There's a little cave where the ice has been carved into the shape of a cocktail lounge for dwarfs. Ali and Justin find this impressive for some reason. Ali says this is her chance to get to know Justin, although she's aware that the other guys don't like him. They talk while Kasey chills outside, hoping that Justin's bad-mouthing him and making himself look bad. And coughing as he drinks something, which is always super cool. Justin is feeling good about the situation. And no, he's not saying anything about Kasey. Kasey's going to win this all by himself. For Justin, that is.

Ali joins Kasey outside, and interviews, "The only thing Kasey has to do today is be normal." Alas, he doesn't seem to be up to it. She starts talking about what they were talking about earlier, and Kasey picks this moment to start winding up to tell her about the tattoo, and finally shows it to her. "What? When?" she says, in shock. He points out the eleven studs signifying the eleven bachelors still in the competition at that time, and she looks up from the tattoo at his face, already shut down, already done with him, nodding and smiling and blinking like, I'm so glad there are cameras rolling right now, because even though he's about to hit me over the head and put me in a jar, at least my family will know what happened to me. She's trying really hard to be nice about it, but he doesn't know it's over. Still, does she really have to give a rose to one of them?

So now they walk out to the middle of the glacier so Ali can break the news to them about which of them is getting the rose. Her face totally disappears into her scarf for a while. Choose you, Ali! She finally gives Justin the rose and sends him on to wait for her at the helicopter so she can say goodbye to Kasey. Which she does, telling him that she feels bad, but he needs someone who can feel the way about Kasey that he feels about...well, some other woman, as long as it's not Ali. Then she gets in the chopper and they take off and leave him there. Awesome! Is he going to jump into the volcano now?

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