Later, the group date continues, but Ashley is feeling pretty bad about the fact that she made her suitors beat the shit out of each other for her viewing pleasure. She makes them all recount what it's like to be hit while she gasps in horror/hotness. Ryan P. feels super bad about bashing Ames in the face repeatedly, but Ashley made him do it and she thinks it's pretty butch for an almost-hippy. So as he expresses his condolences to Ames' face, he also shows off his battle scars to Ashley, who looks touched that he would do that just for her.
Then Ames shows up and everyone gathers around him and Ashley runs into his arms. He flashes his half smile and admits that he is "in love" and also "has a mild concussion." As Ashley smiles that he is okay, his eyes go cross-eyed, and he wobbles a little. She should really go tuck him into bed. Instead she goes to chit-chat about flossing with Blake, who tells her that he doesn't trust instantly hot relationships, so he should be the big winner because who the heck cares about him? Then she gets fake golf lessons from Lucas, which she claims is also hot, which makes me think it is the only adjective she knows. I mean, golf? Hot? Then Ashley gives the date rose to Blake, when CLEARLY she should have given it to Ames, the guy she sent to the hospital. I mean, has she no decency? So Blake the other dentist gets the rose and Ames gets a champagne toast. Should he really be drinking? Well, whatever it takes to dull the pain, I guess.
The next day, while all the good man meat has turned black blue, and needs a day to recuperate, Ben C. and William prepare to square off in a fight that has no ring, but ends in sudden death. If by "death" you mean going home. Although for William, going home does mean a return to cell phone sales, so he would probably rather die... although I may be projecting. Ashley is taking her three-way with William and Ben C. for an elephant ride that will probably get the Chiang Mai branch of PETA's panties in a twist. Ashley reminds the men that she knows how awful these two-on-one dates are, because she has been there herself. She suggests they all just get drunk and get this thing over with, eh? The men make some more territorial pissings about how they are going home with the rose and the dame.
William, Ben C., and Ashley float down a river through an elephant infested swamp and end up at a ménage a trois, picnic style. William decides to throw Ben C. "under the bus" whilst claiming that he is doing no such thing. He tells Ashley that Ben C. is super excited to get home and try out his newfound D-level fame on the dating sites. Ashley "knows" that William would never lie or cheat or mislead her about this, and she takes these accusations really seriously. So she sends Ben C. home immediately without any chance to defend himself, Jr. Matlock-style.