Harrison stops the convo just short of slander and asks her why she ran to the tabloids? She claims she has been robbed a voice through this whole "process," and when people thought she was mean and a bad choice and a... well, a Hooters waitress, she just let them say whatever. But she knew that America would care about this break-up, and she wanted the truth to be told. Her truth. Nothing but the truth, so help her, Chris Harrison. Remember all those other Bachelor couples that fizzled? Nope. Me neither. Did anyone care? Nope. So, don't think you're so special, Vienna. Anyway, the whole time Vienna is bad-mouthing him, Jake has this look on his face like his butt is clenched so tightly that it is causing lockjaw. But he finally pops, calls Vienna "disgusting" and claims she sold him out to the tabloids and lied to him. Vienna calls him a famewhore, which is hysterical because YOU MET ON THE BACHELOR. YOU'RE ALL FAMEWHORES.

Vienna accuses him of duping her, and she thought she was going to have a simple life with her pilot boyfriend flying back and forth from Dallas to Florida. Instead she got dragged to that den of iniquity and *shudder* agents, Los Angeles. All she wants to do is go home! But he is forcing her to stay so he can be an "actor." Watch out Anthony Hopkins! Jake snorts that at least he's trying to have a career. Vienna snaps back, "I HAVE A JOB IN MARKETING. NOW." which isn't especially convincing. And while they don't mention Dancing with the Stars, it is clear that watching her supposed fiancée dance with another woman for hours and weeks was not part of her ideal relationship. Then the formerly happy couple screeches at each other about whether or not Vienna is a big, old cheater and they bleep out the names of all the even lower famewhores who crawled out of the primordial non-famous ooze to hang out with the Bachelor's floozy fiancée. Vienna says she didn't cheat, Jake says maybe she did, but he is above it all and doesn't really want to stoop to Cheaty McCheatyPants level. Then he calls her a famewhore for going to the tabloids, and she scoffs that he was going to do it anyway, and he's just mad because she went first. Chris calls a time out.