Ali tells her remaining bohunks that it's going to get harder for her, and for all of them. And then she announces that they're going to one of the oldest cities in the world, which is "supposably phenomenal." Istanbul! Not Constantinople!

During the credits, everyone mocks the tiny horse Craig had to ride on the glacier. Craig's good-natured about it, making the obligatory "it's what you do with it" defense. At least he knows his lines.

M. Giant is a Minneapolis-based writer with a wife, a son, and a number of cats that seems to have settled at around two. Learn waaaay too much about him at Velcrometer, or just e-mail him at m.giant[at]gmail.com.

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