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Elsewhere, the other guys are talking about how wrong Robby would be for Jillian, because apparently he drinks "like a fish" and doesn't have a real job. Ed makes a crack about maybe she likes taking care of kids. Robby and Jillian are babbling away at each other, and Jillian tells us she doesn't think Robby's one of the guys who has a girlfriend, and they have a big hug. Back at the house, Jesse and Michael are talking about how crazy the rose ceremony nonsense was, and then Jesse says "not here for the right reason," like here's a lethal drinking game for you, and Jesse says that Jillian will figure it out because she's a "smart girl." He does know she agreed to be on this show twice, doesn't he? Then Tanner comes along to talk to Jillian, and I don't know why he's bothering since her feet are covered up by snow boots. And guess what he wants to talk about? Who's got a girlfriend! Tanner says he "wasn't trying to throw anybody under the bus" and says she'll figure out who's there for the right reasons, because EVERYONE MUST SAY THAT, and then he tells us in an interview that Wes is the guy Jillian needs to watch out for. And I happen to think that Wes's "Love don't come eeeeeasy" song is a far greater crime against humanity than him possibly already having a girlfriend. Speaking of Wes, Jillian's talking to him now, and all I can say is thank god Wes didn't bring his guitar with him on the snowmobiling trip. Jillian asks if the other night was stressful, and Wes talked about how he was pissed off, and as far as being there for the right reasons, Wes points out that he's the one with a new CD coming out, which ought to set Jillian's mind at ease, especially when he couples that with talking about how he was working on the CD for long before he came on the show, plus he didn't sign up for the show; his sister signed him up for it, and it's no big secret what he does, so he doesn't feel the need to talk about it anymore (except for right now, I suppose). And he's surprised at the feelings he's developed for her. And then Jillian tells us she loves Wes and he's a great guy and kind of bad-ass and I can't hear the rest of what she says because I started banging my head against a wall, mainly because I knew it would be less painful than listening to this. And then they start making out. In an interview, he says he has his own thing going on in Texas, and it's true that this publicity will be good for him. Note that he doesn't say, "That's not why I'm here," but "I don't want her to think that that's why I'm here," which isn't quite the same thing.