Bachelorette
Bachelorette

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Cruelly abandoned by Harrison, Ali walks into the wolf pack alone. Ali is both intimidated and feeling like the luckiest woman alive. But not as lucky as the guy who first notices her slightly shiver and gets to wrap his blazer around Ali's bare arms. Frank announces that Ali is beautiful and stunning and that is all he has ever wanted in a lady and he knows he has to make a bold move. So he walks up and grabs her out of the arms of two other guys. He admits he lives in his parents' house and she doesn't cringe, so I guess that's something to build a relationship on. Kirk admits that he has made Ali a present. It's a scrapbook made from his hopes, dreams, spunk, and heart. Yes, he's been doing some light SCRAPBOOKING and it includes MACRAME. Clearly Kirk is a highly eligible bachelor ...for the nursing home set. I mean, fuck: MACRAME? He has to be at least 90.

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